Today is significant because my son and I discovered that on this day, 15th August 2007, we were of the same height and same weight. To mark this occasion, we have decided to co-author a blog now.
We have been told by many people that drinking one's own urine is very conducive to one's health. We started wondering today: If urine becomes a commercially available product, like beer, what should the label actually say?
These are some of our thoughts (in random, illogical order):
Fresh Human Urine(Obtained from strictly screened healthy individuals, with vitamins, minerals, amino acids, and live enzymes)I'm Lovin' It
Finger Lickin' Good!
It's a Whopper!
Some Say It's Heaven!(1) Best served cold;
(2) Shake well before consumption;
(3) Always read the label;
(4) Keep it out of reach of children;
(5) For oral consumption only;
(6) 30% prepared from concentrate, 70% freshly squeezed;
(7) Sedimentation may occur, but will not compromise the quality or efficacy of product;
(8) All natural, no added flavourings or colours;
(9) Recommended by all dentists;
(10) Add sugar to taste;
(11) In the unlikely event of adverse reaction, consult a doctor;
(12) For each dose, drink a generous amount;
(13) May cause sting if in contact with eye; douche with copious amount of clean water;
(14) Close lid after use;
(15) Store under refrigeration, or fermentation may occur.
Warning: May contain nuts. May stain fabrics.