今天上班迟到，下午喝茶丢包，逛完超市不见帽，回家发现炉子临走没关掉。

I was late for work today
Then left my bag in a café
A visit to the shop made me lose my beret
And back home, I noticed I had left the cooker on all day!

(Second version)

I was very late in getting out of my chateau
Left my bag in the café after a piece of gateau
A visit to the shop, and I lost my chapeau
When I got home,
the cooker was still on,
the pot was all dry, without a single drop of eau!